Yon European Athletics…

By the way, ah wiz watchin yon European Athletics fae Zoorich oan the telly – pure dead bruw-yint, so et is. Aw the toap wans ur there daein’ the comment’ry: Denise Lewis wi ’er fancy new hair-dae, Colin Jackson, wee Johnny Edwards (God luv ’im), lovely Gaby Roslin. Or noo… is it Logan? Och disnae matter, much eh a muchness. They’re aw sat in the wee BBC boax there freezing tae death. Pure baltic there, so it is, no like the Games we hud in Glesga jist there. Aw naw, we pure hud the weather so we did, het wiz braw! Onyway, these yins huv goat a coo mascot – het’s dead funny but. He couldae been a contender. Huv ye seen ’im poal vault an dae the hurdlin? Cooly the coo they cry ’im. Makes me laugh oot loud, so ’e diz.
Speakin o’ hurdlin, ah tweets wee Eilidh Child efter she won the goald. Ah says: “Yer some kid, Eilidh Child.” Magick.