Dear Alistair Darling…

Dear Alistair Darling, noo whit’s aw this aboot scaremongerin? We cannae huv that noo, y’knoaw. Accordin tae yon BBC news website ah wiz readin earlier, durin yon telly debate ye oanly went an pointet an shoutet at poor wee Alex Salmond. An whit else asides? Ye asked him a question he couldnae answer! Noo Darlin’ whit were ye hinkin? Ye ken yon rules eh debatin: decorum at aw times an stick tae whit yon Furst Minister kens the answers tae. An in return, in terms eh impartiality an fairness, wee Alex’ll stoap quoatin fae glamorous Hoallywood icons while he’s oan ’is soap boax.  “Macho men ain’t mucho.”  Aye very good – Zsa Zsa Gabor indeed. She must eh met the baith eh yeez. Noo, diz Ms Gabor even huv a vote?